• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• When cats rub you
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• People don't flail when they die
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When you kill people they die
• Piero Manzoni
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• When good cats go bald
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Eye contact at a distance
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• cat haters
• When the shit hits the fan
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
• Ground rush
• Eek the Cat
• black cat bone
• house cat
• The Cats of Ulthar
• twisty cats
• I am forced to smoke my cat
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• Why a cat shouldn't sleep on your bed
• Lord of the Cats (user)
• Sagwa: The Chinese Siamese Cat
• Cat's Cradle: Witch Mark
• cat urine
• Using a laser pointer to play with a cat
• C*A*T (user)
• H.I.T.
• The day Anubis hit on me
• hit die
• It's not OK to hit women
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• They don't touch me the same way
• that lump they call your brain
• They Love Each Other
• They say it's never too late
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• They think it's all over
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• What happens when we die?
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• when the credits roll
• When phone systems attack
• Dressed in black with soundless shoes, I sweep in when it's dark and rearrange things
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• When children become people
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
• When Saturday Comes
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When everybody carries masks
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• When the jungle took the city back
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• shards of ice fly when the strings are plucked
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• Cats are in control
• Fat cats
• Iriomote cat
• Dead cat bounce
• Cat Commandments
• Eat poop you cat
• Rigging a Hobie Cat
• cat restraint
• curiosity killed the cat
• Cat and Mouse Act
• Morris The Cat
• My cat and my girlfriend
• The Cat with Hands
• Scaredy cat!
• How to get hit by a car
• cache hit
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They always jump off the east side
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• they fired carbon at the statue
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• The goggles, they do nothing
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• when your snoring began
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Things men want when they're drunk
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When to talk about religion
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• When I sleep, its not quiet
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Sometimes when I walk the street
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When your self esteem dwindles
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• When the ocean fell
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• When the Boat Comes In
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• When shall I be free?
• needs must when the Devil drives
• Innocent When You Dream
• When we two parted
• Why do voters who voted for Obama tell us as much, when defending ponies?
• Fat Cat (user)
• Cat and Mouse
• Hey, cat boy
• Cat Rapes Dog
• Cosmic Cat (user)
• Sleeping with a cat
• The time I smashed a cat's skull with a brick
• Carrie Chapman Catt
• Cat and Girl
• Looking after a stray cat
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• She's the cat's mother
• fat cat poker (user)
• 7 ways to reach base without a hit
• Korn's Greatest Hits Vol. I
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• They Live
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• You stole what they would have given you
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• They could have saved Kevin
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.

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