PUNY HUMANS! HULK SMASH!
RAAAAGHH! HULK MAKE
FIRST APPEARANCE IN "INCREDIBLE HULK #1" IN 1962! CREATED BY
STAN LEE AND
JACK KIRBY! LEE AND KIRBY SMART! BUT LEE AND KIRBY STILL
PUNY! HULK
BIG AND
GREEN! LEE AND KIRBY BASE HULK'S APPEARANCE ON
FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER! BAH! HULK
SMASH FRANKENSTEIN!
IN STORY, PUNY
BANNER CAUGHT IN
GAMMA BOMB BLAST, TURN INTO HULK!
HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! BUT HULK LOOK
FUNNY IN FIRST STORIES! HULK
GREY, ONLY CHANGE TO HULK AT
SUNSET! HULK NOT GET ENOUGH
SLEEP, HULK
CRANKY! THEN LEE AND KIRBY MAKE HULK GREEN AND MAD!
THE MADDER HULK GETS, THE STRONGER HULK GETS! BUT HULK'S
COMIC BOOK CANCELLED AFTER JUST SIX ISSUES! HULK
SMASH STUPID
MARVEL!
MARVEL GET SMART IN 1964, ADD HULK TO "
TALES TO ASTONISH!" HULK HAVE TO SHARE BILL WITH PUNY
GIANT MAN FOR TEN ISSUES, THEN
SUBMARINER REPLACE GIANT MAN! NAMOR FUNNY! GOT
WINGS ON
ANKLES BUT SWIM IN WATER! HULK SMASH PUNY
NAMOR! HULK FINALLY GET OWN BOOK AGAIN IN 1968!
SUMMER OF LOVE? MORE LIKE SUMMER OF
SMASH!
HULK CHASED BY MANY
ENEMIES! HULK FIGHT
ABOMINATION AND
LEADER AND
MODOK! BAH! THEY AM ALL
PANSIES! HULK SMASH THEM
ALL! HULK HUNTED BY ARMY MAN CALLED
THUNDERBOLT ROSS! ROSS GOT DAUGHTER,
BETTY ROSS! HULK LIKE BETTY ROSS! BETTY ROSS MAKE HULK'S
PURPLE PANTS GET
TIGHT! HULK
GIGGLE AND FEEL
SPECIAL!
BANNER'S PUNY COUSIN GET IN ACCIDENT! BANNER MUST GIVE HER
BLOOD TRANSFUSION TO SAVE LIFE! BUT BANNER'S BLOOD CHANGE HER INTO
SHE-HULK! SHE-HULK
NOT PUNY! SHE-HULK
STACKED LIKE BIG GREEN
BRICK SHITHOUSE! EVERYONE SEEM TO LIKE
GREEN CHICKS WITH BIG HOOHAHS! HULK
DUMB AS ROCK, WANT TO MAKE IT WITH COUSIN, BUT SHE-HULK NOT DUMB,
DISTRACT HULK WITH BETTY, THEN GO OFF TO GET DRAWN BY
JOHN BYRNE!
DOC SAMSON AM PSYCHIOO -- SYKIA -- PSAIKAIAPOO -- HE AM
HEAD DOCTOR! HE SPLIT HULK INTO TWO PEOPLE -- HULK AND BANNER! HULK HATE BANNER! BANNER PUNY! HULK
LAUGH AT BANNER'S
MANHOOD!
BUT SPLIT NOT WORKING, SO BANNER AND HULK GO BACK TOGETHER IN ONE PERSON! NO
FUN! BANNER GET
MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES! BANNER TURN HULK INTO NEW
GREY HULK! GREY HULK SMART AND
SNEAKY, CALL SELF "
JOE FIXIT", WORK FOR
MOB!
THEN HULK TURN INTO "
PROFESSOR"! BUT HULK NOT MAROONED ON
ISLAND! HULK BIG AND GREEN, BUT SMART! SMART HULK WEAR
SPANDEX SPEEDOS! SPANDEX LOOK
TACKY, PINCH HULK'S
BOYS!
ROB LIEFELD DRAW HULK IN SPANDEX SPEEDOS!
WHY PUNY ROB LIEFELD NOT LEAVE HULK ALONE? HULK
SMASH ROB LIEFELD!
SMART HULK GO TO
FUTURE, MEET FUTURE HULK! FUTURE HULK SMART AND
EVIL! GOT WHITE BEARD AND
BALD HEAD! CALLED
MAESTRO! MAESTRO
CONQUER WHOLE WORLD! BUT SMART HULK BEAT FUTURE HULK! HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS, EVEN STRONGER THAN HULK HIMSELF! LAST SENTENCE MAKE HULK'S
HEAD HURT, GO LIE DOWN!
NO! NO
NAPTIME FOR HULK! SMART HULK NOT LAST FOREVER! PUNY MARVEL WANT
BIG MONEY, WANT BIG
MAD GREEN
ANGRY SMASHING HULK! HULK
SMASH! WHEEE! UHH, I MEAN,
HULK SMASH!
HULK HAVE
TV SHOW FROM 1978-82!
BILL BIXBY STARS AS PUNY BANNER!
LOU FERRIGNO STARS AS HULK! FERRIGNO NEVER TALK, JUST
GROWL! BIXBY
WHINE ALL THE TIME! "
DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!" GIVE HULK A BREAK! YOU BET YOU NOT LIKE HULK WHEN HULK ANGRY! THE MADDER HULK GETS, THE STRONGER HULK GETS! HULK
BADASS MOFO! HULK NOT CARE ABOUT
GENEVA CONVENTION! HULK
FART ANYWAY!
HULK GONNA HAVE BIG
MOVIE IN 2003! MOVIE DIRECTED BY
ANG LEE! ANG LEE DIRECT "
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON", "
ICE STORM", AND "
SENSE AND SENSIBILITY"! ANG LEE BETTER NOT MAKE HULK TOO
FOOFY! OR HULK
SMASH! ERIC BANA SET TO PLAY PUNY BANNER AND HULK! HULK GETS
COMPUTER GENERATED! RUMORS SAY HULK NOT TO HAVE
PANTS! ANG LEE BETTER NOT TAKE HULK'S
PANTS AWAY! HULK
SHY! BETTY ROSS TO BE PLAYED BY
JENNIFER CONNELLY! JENNIFER CONNELLY? OOOO, HULK
LIIIIIKE!
ADDEN -- ABBEN -- ADDENDUU -- NEW THING: HULK
WILL HAVE PANTS IN NEW MOVIE! GOOD OLD PURPLE
INDESTRUCTIBLE PANTS! SOON PURPLE PANTS WILL BE BIG
FASHION STATEMENT! ALL COOL KIDS WEAR PURPLE PANTS AND
SMASH! HULK WILL GET INVITED TO
HIP PARTIES! HULK MUST PRACTICE
AIR KISSES! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!
ANOTHER NEW THING: HULK NOT SEE
MOVIE YET! THEATER SEATS TOO
SMALL FOR HULK!
TICKET GIRL WANT TO CHARGE HULK FOR THREE SEATS! TICKET GIRL SAYS HULK HAS
BIG ASS! HULK
SMASH PUNY
MOVIE THEATER!