Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the worst ever written"

• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• The worst name ever
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• Worst episode ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The worst ending ever
• The worst children's book ever
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The greatest paper ever written
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• the best damned story ever written
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Have You Ever Walked?
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Have you ever made a just man?
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• your worst nightmare (user)
• A grain of rice with your name written on it
• ROME (written upside down)
• Does this ever go away?
• Will I ever know?
• Best Death Ever
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Worst Case Scenario
• No worst, there is none
• Thirty Sonnets: Written in a Volume of the Comtesse de Noailles
• If it is written
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The bravest man I've ever known
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
• Lines Written on 29 May, the Anniversary of Charles's Restoration, on Hearing the Bells Ringing
• oh ever so slowly
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Nothing ever changes
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Worsted
• The all-time worst moments of professional wrestling
• Is music written or discovered?
• The tyranny of the written word
• Medgar Evers
• the hottest it has ever been
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Ever After
• World's Worst
• The World's Worst Knock Knock Jokes
• Written on a Wall at Woodstock
• Written on the Body
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• ever (user)
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Title
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• To Haydon with a Sonnet Written on Seeing the Elgin Marbles
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• The Scariest Ho Ever
• Why neither the French nor the Italians are the worst military nation
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Plays are made not written
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• No government can ever give you freedom
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• Roller Derby
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• The three worst torture tests known to man
• 100 Worst Britons
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• notes written by hand
• happily ever after
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• New York City's worst subway disaster
• Written in Disgust of Vulgar Superstition
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Ever felt that?
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• Johnny Evers
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The worst restaurant in Rome
• The Worst Witch
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• history is written by the victors
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The first bear I ever saw
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• All I ever wanted to be
• Best Week Ever
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Worst Cars of the Millennium
• your worst nightmare_root (category)
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• how many lines of code have you written?
• They all lived happily ever after
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The smallest IDE Driver ever
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Ever Falling (user)
• Religious Zealots are the worst
• the written word
• Stanzas, Written between Dover and Calais
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• The worst way to wake up
• Tokyo's Worst Stuff
• When were the gospels written?
• Written in Dubrovnik a few years ago
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The Road Goes Ever On
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• A pot-grower's worst nightmare
• A Group Is Its Own Worst Enemy
• Kafka's written kisses
• ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The first dollar I ever made
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Best smoke I've ever had
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• the worst thing about sitting naked in a leather chair
• Written language destroyed our memory
• The best line I ever used
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld
• Thomas Kolka
• The world's worst chess blunders
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Six short poems written on six cold days
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• Was it ever there?
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Written on
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I've been smoking ever since

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