Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "this just means no face cards or Aces"

• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Happy Discover Card! er, ..I mean New Year!!
• a dream or a hallucination. words for a still-abstract face.
• Just say no to TV
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Just Say No to Dubs
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Confusing yes or no answers
• Is e2 supposed to contain actual information, or just kooky thoughts?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• no mean feat
• El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Is e2 supposed to contain information, or just compressed magazine articles?
• No fire, just madness
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• No synthesisers or ulterior motives
• Secret government conspiracies or greeting card factories
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• Deal or No Deal
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Just Say No
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• face card
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• No heaven. No hell. Just science.
• Do or do not, there is no try
• no means no
• Be a model or just look like one
• No visible means of support
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• No human, just Porsche
• any way, shape or form
• Ace of Spades
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
• A tribute to dem bones, Or a spelling story
• Star Trek CCG
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• To IRC or Not to IRC...
• Television tuner card
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• blow-in card
• Pa Gwr, or, Arthur and the Porter
• That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
• Wizards of the Coast Christmas Cards
• White Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• Gold card
• Dead Or Alive 3
• Three Card Poker
• toni orr (user)
• Identity card
• Report card- George W. Bush
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• straight face
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• How to feminize a masculine face
• Why dogs lick your face
• Or something_root (category)
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• face the music
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Baby Face Nelson
• Power in the Face of Slavery
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Feather or dot Indian?
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• Just Born, Inc.
• With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Your cable TV just got better!
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• just like mom used to make
• The difference between just and equal temperament
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• What if heaven is just another door?
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'm just here for the candy
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• None of this will mean a thing in 100 years
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• silver mean
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-A
• mean camber line
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• Kareshi Kanojo No Jijou
• Everything2 is in direct violation of US Patent No. 6,031,537
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• no dice
• A Public Execution Is No Picnic
• No prayer for the dead gods
• secret justice is no justice
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 23
• No Second Troy
• A community without shame has no future
• If No One Will Love Me
• There is no deal with the demon
• No One Knows Who I Am
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• No Code
• That's no woman, that's my husband
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Allow yourself no dreams
• Three chords and no chorus
• No Time This Time
• no voodoo
• No More AOL CDs
• This food contains no chemicals. That's right, it's made of pure energy.
• no cloning theorem
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• ...And Love Said No
• For there is no rule without its exceptions; and hardly an age without its monsters
• Mozart Piano Concerto No. 9 ("Jeunehomme") in E-flat major, K. 271
• No plans survive first contact with the enemy
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• There is no such thing as color
• War hath no fury like a non-combatant
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Angiotensin-Converting Enzyme (ACE) Inhibitors
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Last Ace in the Deck
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• savings card
• The Ballot or the Bullet
• Wild Cards
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• cigarette cards

If you Log in you could create a "this just means no face cards or Aces" node. If you don't already have an account, you can Create A New User...