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• Watermelon hookah
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Let's just turn the mainstream public into burbling idiots
• in a lawn chair at the bottom of an emptied swimming pool
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• lawn chair
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• The smoke turned into rain
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• How to turn any number into a 9
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• Run and turn into butter
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Barcelona chair
• Thoughts provoked by a new chair
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
• Into the Fire
• A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
• Into The Sun
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• The theory that Venus came into our solar system relatively recently
• The slow intrusion of English computer-lingua into German speech
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• lawn jockey
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Turn of the Century
• Turn It On Salvador
• turned up
• Vampire bat
• Vampire: The Masquerade Sects
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : The Case of the Radioactive Cat
• notes from the dentist's chair
• Fading footprints on the boards lead down the quay; an empty chair remains
• Into the Woods
• Try not to look into my eyes
• Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
• Dipping your hand into molten lead
• Dance into the Light
• Out The Door And Into The Car
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: A Traveller in Cambry
• Why you gotta bring color into it?
• A fine mess you've gotten me into
• Born Into Brothels
• Look into your soul
• lawn mower
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• T.A.Z.: Communique #11: Special Holiday Season Food Issue Rant: Turn Off the Lite!
• Right lane MUST turn right
• go fast, turn left
• I Turned Out a Punk
• until the tides turn
• The Mark of the Moderately Vicious Vampire
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• Hairy-legged Vampire Bat
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• the worst thing about sitting naked in a leather chair
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• Removing glasses offers a window into the world of ghosts
• Into heaven sideways
• Leading apes into hell
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• how to make adderall into methamphetamine
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• Sea turn
• A photograph turned face-down
• top turn
• Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
• turn of phrase
• Vampire: The Masquerade
• Vampire's Serenade
• Vampire Lesbians of Sodom
• Vampire Queen
• The Law of Conservation of Office Chair Momentum
• my carcass slumped in a swivel chair
• Quaking on a swivel chair
• Somehow my life falls into place
• Pathways Into Darkness
• The Canadians are smuggling toxic waste back into America
• threads of perfect woven into a man
• burning every detail into my fingertips
• Into each life some rain must fall
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Words carved into the walls
• from nothing into nowhere
• The lawn was white with doctors
• Turn Off Your TV
• hook turn
• How to turn around in the street
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• Vampire : The Eternal Struggle
• Vampire of Meduegna
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• The Silver Chair
• Emeco 1006 Chair
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• wander off into otherness
• pushing farther into the west
• words hiss into me
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Launching the Web into outer space
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Morrigan's Quest
• Out of the frying pan, into the fire
• Den Fujita on the development of the Japanese Race
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• I needed clever hands, an ear to whisper into
• Hissing of Summer Lawns
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• the clock turns and hours step
• We turn our faces to what the eternal evening brings
• The day I turned green
• The scientists surrender their chemistry of mud and the song turns to destruction
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• Ringworld vampires
• Vampire Chicken
• A shopping cart is not a wheel chair
• Assimilate your goldfish into Everything
• Kurt Vonnegut books made into movies
• Tiny sections of time which curl into memories
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• the moon won't shine into my window anymore
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• Into The Pandemonium
• For Translation into Latin
• Into two one
• blindly cast lines into this ephemeral stream of unknowing collaboration
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• toy lawn mower
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
• As the Apple Turns
• Turn up the Ska
• Vampire at grandma's
• Vampire: The Dark Ages
• Vampire Hell
• Théâtre des Vampires
• captain's chairs
• I only relax in the dentist's chair
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• The long term consequence of putting fish genes into watermelons
• Coming into Los Angeles
• The Lord Descends Into Hell
• An artist takes a yellow spot and makes it into the sun
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Time takes everything, softens it into something beautiful
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Fade Into You
• I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
• whisper into my skin
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• My computer won't let me turn it off!

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