Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "when your parents just can't accept that you've grown-up now and possibly know more than they do about certain things"

• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• why the Napster issue is about a lot more than just music
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• You know you've been away from home too long
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• When I am stronger than now
• I know more when I'm alone
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Eye contact at a distance
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Now more than ever
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• A story about a person I do not know
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• More than just a song
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Now you do what they told ya
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Child support is more than just money
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• I just don't know when to quit.
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When to talk about religion
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• More Real Than Reality
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• More than we bargained for
• Can't we all just get along?
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Found sleep and, now I know tired
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Things everyone should know about cars
• let me know who you are now.
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• It was more than perfect understanding
• more than ashes
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• Online information about breastfeeding for parents
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I can't do that, Dave
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Now you know
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Listening with more than your ears
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• More Than Toast
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Do you know me?
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• What you really need to know about Everything
• More about Houston, in the form of a love letter
• my life is more than this
• Never trust any machine more complex than a knife and fork
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• The less you know, the more money you make
• I know they are watching me
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• The More You Know
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• More than he was willing to give
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• More than sight
• more moxie than brains
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• What do we do now, mother machine?
• And Lord knows, do we love.
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• To those who know who they are
• Home surgery
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• Everything I know about bicycles and cycling
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• You, standing
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• What to do when your car breaks down

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