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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "yes, i am level one. everybody hurl feces at me."
- Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I am an IT Department of One.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- I am a minority of one
- Just as I am, Without One Plea
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Make me one with everything
- If No One Will Love Me
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- Make me one of you
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- No one touches me
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- I am an army of one
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- That one makes me scream, she said
- Take Me As I Am
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Please tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
- Society made me what I am
- I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
- Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- No One Knows Who I Am
- I am thinking of a number between one and ten
- I am taking the silence as a yes
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
- Yes me, right now
- Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
- Yes! I am a long way from home.
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I am one sick fuck
- One A.M.
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- give me one night to show the savage
- Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- How Daniel explained it to me
- She loves me, she loves me not
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- It's me (user)
- O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- Jar of jam you gave me
- ME IN LOVE_root (category)
- Me Hearties_root (category)
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
- kill me (user)
- Your tears make me smile
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Hand me that piano
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- let me show you it
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- To the world you're just one person
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 11
- Burn one's bridges
- Pan American Games
- What is the sound of one hand clapping?
- Still though the One I Sing
- Things I am not ashamed of
- it's just one of those nights..
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- Ski piss
- I am Jane
- Found: one slightly damaged happy meal toy
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- That one emotion
- When I am an old man
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter eleven
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
- I am deathly afraid of February
- The Thousand and One Goals
- I am not a fire hydrant
- perl one liner
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- Just one more
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- No one wants you the way you are
- Soccer AM
- Seminarians: Pilot Episode - Act One
- I am Edward Teller's pool man
- Pauline Hanson's One Nation
- Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
- The Old Ones
- On Being the one who goes away
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
- Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
- Moonshine at 10 a.m.
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Polyphony of One
- One Less Car
- Air level
- One learns the most when teaching others
- post single player level design era
- UK Number One singles of 1975
- Seventh Artisan of the Seventh Level
- It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
- Four Level Interchange
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- one drop rule
- A genocide begins with the killing of one man
- Level System Complexity (e2poll)
- (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
- The shape of me and other stuff
- The one the queen keeps her eye on
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
- All for one and one for all
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- One Last Shot
- My Mom buys me diet pills
- and it was that one freckle
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Felt? Yes.
- Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
- Ye Olde Curiosity Shop
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
- You'll Find Me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Blow me down!
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Fuck me boots
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