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• Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I am an IT Department of One.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• I am a minority of one
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Make me one with everything
• If No One Will Love Me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Make me one of you
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• No one touches me
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am an army of one
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Take Me As I Am
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Please tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
• Society made me what I am
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• I am taking the silence as a yes
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• Yes me, right now
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I am one sick fuck
• One A.M.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• give me one night to show the savage
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• How Daniel explained it to me
• She loves me, she loves me not
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• It's me (user)
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Jar of jam you gave me
• ME IN LOVE_root (category)
• Me Hearties_root (category)
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• kill me (user)
• Your tears make me smile
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Hand me that piano
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• let me show you it
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• To the world you're just one person
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 11
• Burn one's bridges
• Pan American Games
• What is the sound of one hand clapping?
• Still though the One I Sing
• Things I am not ashamed of
• it's just one of those nights..
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• Ski piss
• I am Jane
• Found: one slightly damaged happy meal toy
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• That one emotion
• When I am an old man
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter eleven
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
• I am deathly afraid of February
• The Thousand and One Goals
• I am not a fire hydrant
• perl one liner
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Just one more
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• No one wants you the way you are
• Soccer AM
• Seminarians: Pilot Episode - Act One
• I am Edward Teller's pool man
• Pauline Hanson's One Nation
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• The Old Ones
• On Being the one who goes away
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Moonshine at 10 a.m.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Polyphony of One
• One Less Car
• Air level
• One learns the most when teaching others
• post single player level design era
• UK Number One singles of 1975
• Seventh Artisan of the Seventh Level
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• Four Level Interchange
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• one drop rule
• A genocide begins with the killing of one man
• Level System Complexity (e2poll)
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• The shape of me and other stuff
• The one the queen keeps her eye on
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• All for one and one for all
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• One Last Shot
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• and it was that one freckle
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Felt? Yes.
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• Ye Olde Curiosity Shop
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• You'll Find Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Blow me down!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Fuck me boots

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