Findings:

• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I love you but I have to let you go
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Bess Can't Go Here
• I don't want to go home
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Baptist jokes
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't you ever go to work?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• It Can't Happen Here
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• A reason to drink
• You can never go home again
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Show, show, show, here we go!
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• if I can't have silence
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Way To Go Home
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Why I don't go to the South
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I Want to Go Home
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• Why don't I have votes today?
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• You, standing
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You can't have everything
• I don't have a television set
• Sorry, I don't work here
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• You can't get there from here
• Don't You Go to Far Zamboanga
• Being a dickhead
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You can run, but you can't hide
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Don't try this at home
• Stoned music memories
• Don't Go Away
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• From Here We Go Sublime
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• So you don't have to
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I can't get comfortable here
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• I have to go to the bathroom
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Oh stay at home, my lad, and plough
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Should I stay or should I go?
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• home stay
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• don't go to the hospital for hospitality
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You don't have to remember my name
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Stay here with me
• hopeless mistake. stay here forever.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• You Can't Have Mary
• Don't piss here
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I Want to Go Home!
• Here We Have Idaho
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Nowhere to go but down
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Smoke a cigarette and go home
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.

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