• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• having fun huh (user)
• Laundry should be free
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Things every child should be taught
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• why you should never be a referee
• Home surgery
• having fun tomorrow
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• This node should be filled with bees!
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• AI should be our top priority.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Food should not be luminous
• Names that should never be given to important files
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Are We Having Fun Yet?
• I should be able to remember your face
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Should high school be mandatory?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Farmer's Market
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• What is and what should never be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Should I be happy?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Chalant should be a word!
• Why should we be moral?
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• stupidity should be painful
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• murder can be fun
• No threat should be taken lightly
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Should I be sorry?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Sarcasm should be self sustaining
• Automobile tire pressure
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Time flies when you're having fun
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• The Volkswagen commercial you won't see (but should)
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• It should not be this complicated
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Having fun with the Pizza Delivery Boy
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Funerals should be a celebration
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• You Should Be Sober
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Butt fluffies
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Forever blue, but never black
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• Skim this life but never live
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• Trust but verify
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• A reddish glow is clearly visisble all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• Sex for fun
• Gangster Fun
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• Just for Fun
• Let's put the fun back in funeral
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• Want (the state of not having her)
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Why I eat sardines, and why you should too

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