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Laura Elizabeth

 

user since
Fri Jul 19 2002 at 15:30:57 (6 years ago )
last seen
Sun Jul 6 2008 at 02:32:58 (3.1 days ago )
number of write-ups
149 - View Laura Elizabeth's writeups (feed)
level / experience
4 (Scribe) / 9816
C!s spent
358
mission drive within everything
to marry EDB
specialties
snow angels
school/company
Sexually harassing men since 1981.
motto
You get what you give in this life.
most recent writeup
Peanut butter, Fluff and Fritos
This is the only warning you get:
I have anvils.
I like using them.


John McCain seems to suffer from an identity crisis. He spends most of his time disguised as the gopher in the Chucky Cheese arcade game Bop the Gopher.
kanoodle


Catboxery:

Ask and ye shall receive:

(r) 2008-03-11@9:56 (41 s) Noung says watch your ass, LE. you're fucking dead.

I had complained that I don't get death threats. Noung's response resulted in his being snogged until the catbox exploded and crashed E2.

Really, see the archive.

2008-05-29@15:22 (3.7 min) Noung says Cherish it.... OR I KEEEEEEEL YOU

That just made my day!

Simulacron3 Here, my darling dear, a crufty heart for My Queen of Tarts.
Simulacron3 Cut from paper, fine as lace, and stole by IWhoSawthe Face.
Simulacron3 This site is nothing if not effervescent.
022608 21:19:37

allseeingeye if it wasn't for cunts, Georgia O'Keefe would have done bullfighters on black velvet. 022108 20:02:41

@ EDB snogs Laura Elizabeth. She is good snogs!
Ancientsnow LE is so going to be prom queen this year.
allseeingeye Laura Elizabeth = Betty Oderhavenbrenshenhooven
allseeingeye Laura E = Lady Pain!
IWhoSawTheFace Lady Pain++
050307


Ancientsnow said: Kink for hot, disturbed, anvil-fixated, pokey mammas? Try E2
Thank you!


May 2, 2007, whilst showering, IWhoSawTheFace said: I could be the first guy to die of simutaneous hypothermia and priapism. But it'd be a happy death.
We aim to please.


Insert tequila here.


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