I think it's about time whatever's happening stops and does something else, something which doesn't piss me off so goddamn much.
--Cliff Yablonski
New Words list stricken due to obsolescence. My new favorite phrase: "catachresic pleonasm" (via Espen Aarseth).
We laughed at the hollyhocks together
and then I sprayed them with lye.
Forgive me. I simply do not know what I am doing.
--Kenneth Koch, "Variations on a Theme by William Carlos Williams"
Nodeshells I'd create if I didn't think there were enough already:
My favorite nodeshell titles (probably all nuked by now):
- I'm exhausted. Anyone with the balls to kill me can have all my stuff.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Now that we're all a big pile of unbelieving monsters everything will be okay
- Of course, back in my day we called it "twirling the groceries"
- I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
- The woman was like a virus. A weird, understated, tan pantyhose-wearing virus.
- the freedom of free people to freely gather and assemble, without beards
- i am smiling and flushed for a thousand reasons, and you are all of them
- I realized that I just want to be happy, and if that involves fat and dumb so be it
- love is an open book that no one can read
- Cthulhu ate my balls
- That which does not kill me makes me breakfast
- Excuse me, sir? We are the bat people. We will now sing.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits
- fifty percent darker and more Satanic than the other leading mill
Toys and tools:
Stories:
Poetry:
Truth:
Informative:
Useful:
Funny:
Scares my pants inside out:
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