user since

Sat Mar 25 2000 at 18:31:05 (8.7 years ago )

last seen

Thu Sep 12 2002 at 04:28:01 (6.2 years ago )

number of write-ups

57 - View bob the cow's writeups (feed)

level / experience

5 (Crafter) / 7464

C!s spent

273

mission drive within everything

I'm here seeking only what I need

specialties

Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting Death Borgs!

school/company

Pirate Transmogrification Academy

motto

This chair be high, says I

most recent writeup

Morphee

User Bookmarks:

• Deep Thoughts
• Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
• reverse Polish notation
• The Settlers of Catan
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• sandwiches
• Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
• The Socratic Method
• milhouse
• Pictures of Everythingians
• Reference Desk
• word messer-upper
• Favorite Everything quotes
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Everything Quote Server
• Undocumented Features
• HTTP Status Code Definitions
• Al's War
• The Parking Lot is Full
• Crimping Cat-5
• Modern physics abuse syndrome
• Yossarian's School of Badassary
• Stupid Unix Tricks
• Why I torched the crack house
• ANSI standard pizza
• Gary Reed's Guide to Self-Publishing
• Japanese Slang
• Misuse of Elephant Telephones
• Everything Radio
• Creative methods of suicide
• xchat E2 patch
• ism's totally unhealthy Triscuit Death Snacks
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Maryland
• My generic "So you want to learn Linux..." speech
• Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
• Sushi In Its Main Forms
• Everything Sandwich
• Why France sucks
• The "No soap, radio!" joke
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• How to change the color of the BSOD
• The top secret of talking like an American
• Itchy and Scratchy's filmography (thing)
• Porn In Hamlet
• Slithering Perl Horrors
• E2 node tracker
• The beer bong calculus problem
• Pirish
• MIT Guide to Lockpicking
• The Everything Portraiture Project
• Logical fallacy
• Elevator algorithm
• Lighting a book match one-handed
• The Mythological Origins of The Silmarillion and Unfinished Tales
• The Programming Languages Genealogy Project
• Aguirre: the Wrath of God
• Mushroom soup (thing)
• A message from sensei
• Artichoke dip
• How to make an Omelette
• Stretching your lower back
• Things to consider when choosing a Martial Art