dem bones

02/09/2128 The Hague, China: thefez, nate, hemos, dem bones and clampe vow to never found and administrate a collaboratively filtered database again.


background - note all the trophies and flags from the countries we've won!

.)", "Mission Incredible", "For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.", "Calechee bound.", "Potmos ~ Teleute ~ Oneiros ~ Olethros ~ Aponia ~ Epithumia ~ Mania ", "You're walking on gallows ground, and there's a rope around your neck and a raven-bird on each shoulder waiting for your eyes, and the gallows tree has deep roots, for it stretches from heaven to hell, and our world is only the branch from which the rope is swinging.", "Float.", "Remember this, take it to heart, live by it, die for it if necessary: that our patriotism is medieval, outworn, obsolete; that the modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism, is loyalty to the Nation ALL the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.", "Find a home.", "Eat glass, drink paint and pray for a miracle.", "Bingo, a game created by the criminally insane, is usually played on a 30x30 meter tarp. Any color will do, but the darker the better. After the contestants don their armor (provided) they are geometrically arrayed around the center of the tarp, where a chainsaw and dartgun mobile has been hung from the ceiling, or if outside, the ceiling. After the initial wave of screaming, hundreds of midgets and curling irons are dumped onto the tarp. Then the power is switched on.", "Mama Likes.", "Do it then.", "Make all the dust that you can.", "600 rounds per minute", "You'd better be right.", "And then they called it god.", "delenda est Carthago", "Don't expect - suggest.", "Live a life you love.


Use a god you trust.


Don't take it all too seriously.", "Give us beautiful symphonies telling us terrible things.", "They say she done them all of them in.


They say she done it with an axe.", "Suffer the dreams of a world gone mad?", "Repent?", "Don't.", "Be Merry, my boys ... ", "Order A. P. Hill to prepare for battle.

Tell Major Hawks to advance the Commissary train.

Let us cross the river and rest in the shade.", "I look good in mean.", "If it ain't a fist it isn't love.", "Serendipity.", "Nature has laws? In my experience, it has only appetites.", "What are you going on about?", "Do you really wanna go on like this?", "Squeal.", "Wanna try it?

(Kinda sorta)

Maybe later -

(Wish you would have)", "I opened up my wallet ... and it was filled with blood.", "Dream yourself goodbye ...", "Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando", "This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire.", "You're just a microscopic cog in my catastrophic plan.", "Do you still feed the animal?", "YOU CANNOT STOP THE MACHINE!", "Brittle things will break before they turn.", "Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought.", "We sleep and are glad to sleep.", "I think we are in Rats' Alley", "We're going great.", "Loneliness has a pulse around you.", "Resist all the urges that make you want to go out and kill.", "I do not hope to turn again.", "Drink cold,
piss warm
and fuck the Huns.", "Give me Christ or give me Hiroshima.", "and that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do.", "They've jumped the barricades.", ); "".$witint(rand(@wit))."" %]









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.", "Say ye to Caesar: 'Fallen our fair-built columns lie.
Phoebus hath left his temple, his laurel of prophecy,
His speaking spring -- yea, even the spring that spake is dry.'", "I just got an e-mail from the human resources people at work titled 'What's Holding You Back?' - I'm sorta afraid to open it.", "Spinning the rat on the tail needs more and more practice, but can you do it! It is to be done to play the game to fun. Having the rat the First Person spin it over it's tail. Run away he does then so other friends left look at rat spin fun. Then he make fun of other friends because they're not knowing what fun comes next. He take hose and sprays friends so fun! They get mad but he talk to them, 'they were silly fun to watch dead rat.' Then all are funny happy.", "'Survive,' he said. 'It's the name of the game ...'", "tonguetiedandtwistedjustanearthboundmisfiti", "Only when I laugh does it hurt ...", "Don't suspect a friend, report him.", "Be Safe: Be Suspicious.", "Mellowfields. Top Security Holiday Camps. Luxury without fear. Fun without suspicion. Relax in a panic free atmosphere.


Do it.", "Suspicion Breeds Confidence.", "Help The Ministry Of Information Help You.", "... mercurial touch of pass summers ...", "For the same reason no one has ever pointed a telescope at the sun.", "They also initially fed him peanut butter to prompt his mouth movements. Later on he did it on command.", "Requires 1 friend, 1 motor vehicle, 300 feet of chain or spun metal cable, 2 heavy padlocks. One end of the chain/cable encircles your neck, the other goes around some sturdy part of the undercarriage of the auto. Locks are used to secure these. Best part: you stand there and do nothing. Your assistant gets into the car and starts motor, applies pressure to accelerator while car is in drive or quickly shifts up in case transmission is automatic. When all the slack of the chain is finally taken up, said auto should be going at sufficient speed so that your head is simply ripped off. Recommended car: 1970's Dodge Charger with at least a 427 cubic inch V-8 and 400 horsepower.", "Get one of your friends to come over and play with your dad's guns. Don't tell him that the one he's using is loaded. Taunt him by pulling the trigger of the one you're using and yelling, 'You're dead!' When he does shoot you, it will look like it wasn't your fault, so people will not feel as bad as they would if you'd hung yourself.", " PS: If you don't have a garage, you could obtain a piece of large diameter tubing and run it from the tailpipe, through the car window and just sit in it. Just be sure to pull around to the back of the house so nobody notices. ", "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance; pray,
love, remember: and there is pansies. That's for thoughts.
There's fennel for you, and columbines: there's rue
for you; and here's some for me: we may call it
herb-grace o' Sundays: O you must wear your rue with
a difference. There's a daisy: I would give you
some violets, but they withered all when my father
died: they say he made a good end ...", "fitterhappiermoreproductivecomfortablenotdrinkingtoomuchregularexerciseatthegym
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