jarbabyj
- user since
- Tue Jun 11 2002 at 14:37:39 (6.4 years ago )
- last seen
- Tue Sep 9 2008 at 01:45:51 (2.3 months ago )
- number of write-ups
- 70 - View jarbabyj's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 1 (Novice) / 575
- mission drive within everything
- Someday...you'll be reading MY book on the train.
- specialties
- erotica, cooking, bondage, BDSM, backpain
- motto
- Sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves - Dave Foley
- most recent writeup
- OxyContin
When I despair, I remember that all through history Why the hell do you call yourself Jarbaby? It's because I'm a diehard Chicago Bears fan, and I hate the Packers. I had a dream once where I had sex with Brett Favre and gave birth to his child. I was so embarrassed to have a Packer Baby that I kept it in a mayonaisse jar in my sweater drawer and only took it out to feed it. It was a very happy baby. I'm writing a lovely novel. I've been writing it for two years. My first completed novel was initially taken on my three different agents, all of whom thought I had a talent for writing but I had picked an unmarketable subject in consensual incest. Within the next two months I will begin mailing out my new novel...so if I ever snap at you or burst into tears in the catbox, you'll know this is why. Rejection Letter Count for The Great Educator:0 Jenny Kissed Me Jenny kiss'd me when we met, -- James Leigh Hunt W.W.T.D.? What Would Till Do? - http://www.geocities.com/jarbabyj/wwtd/wwtd.html Jarbabyj's Live Journal - http://www.livejournal.com/users/jarbabyj "Don't worry...the party continues." "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words do permanent damage." My List of Five Famous People I Get to Have Sex With If Ever Given The Chance Till Lindemann - Lead singer of Rammstein My goals concerning E2: Fill in missing information of lesser gods and goddesses of Greek Mythology The river Lethe - complete In fact it is my goal to be the foremost AUTHORITY on Hades and his Underworld|Kingdom]. He's the god who really got the shaft, in my opinion. Flesh out and present my Bears/Packers Rivalry Drinking Game Comprehensive write up on Relafen and Cyclobenzaprine Eric Bogosian is A Genius On his website,regarding people 'stealing' and 'sampling' others' work: And then I thought, what the fuck difference does it make? The history of art prior to the corporations is a history of sharing. Of thinking together. Everyone steals from everybody else. Artists aren't supposed to be rich. That's why they get addicted to drugs or burn their houses down. Why they die. They have too much money. Artists, in their heart, must share, that's what art is. You share with the audience, you share with each other. (Scratch each others eyes out, but about the creative stuff, not the money, money is so unimportant.) So what's the big fucking deal? Who said it belongs to you (or me)? I mean, yes, if it's a question of should the big corporation get the bread or should I, I'll always side with the artists. Everyone should get paid. Poverty sucks. But what's all this intense possessiveness about? Most of my stuff is out of print, impossible to find. My record, "Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll" as well as the film of the same, gone. I don't think "Pounding Nails" is available anymore. Shit, I hope people are bootlegging my stuff. Give it away. I like it when people hear my recordings, see my tapes. They're better than most of the crap out there. Emphasis...MINE |
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- When having sex in Germany
- Godwin's Law
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- Everything Quote Server
- Society for the prevention of Haikus
- Famous Last Words
- Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
- Story of O
- Cool Archive
- If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
- Family Tree of the Gods of Greek Mythology
- Names for groups of animals
- the small of her back
- Armenian Genocide
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- Dictionary of Classical Mythology
- The "Fuck you, clown!" story
- The McDonald's coffee lawsuit (thing)
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- Chronology of Tuesday, September 11, 2001
- Fire Fighting
- Home Life in Ancient Greece
- Achromatic
- The flame to end all flames
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