Me: (Writing play. Girl sits down across hall.)
Girl: (Makes eye contact with me.)
Me: (Unable to break eye contact. Smiles. Laughs.)
Girl: (Looks nervous, doesn't smile.)
Me: (Sensing awkwardness, looks back down and keeps writing.)
Girl: (Looks up at me again, either curious or scared.)
Me: (Stares earnestly at notebook.)
Girl: (Studies her book.)
Me: (Surreptitiously glances at her.)
Girl: (Definitely paying attention, but not being too obvious.)
Me: Look. I don't know why, when we made eye contact, I laughed. You weren't smiling, it was awkward, so I laughed. I looked down so quickly because you seemed to be embarassed or confused or nervous or something. Then this whole thing snowballed out of control. And finally I decided to say this, because it seemed like some crazy pressure was building up between us, and eventually I had to speak. So I'm sorry if I caused you distress or worried you or anything. I was just trying to give you a friendly smile, and now here I am.
Girl: (Doesn't speak and just looks at me.)
Me: And now here I am.
Girl: (Same.)
Me: I'll write my play, then.
Girl: (Same.)
Me: (Writes play.)

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A list of nodes that amuse me:

• Women: Don't leave magazines by the toilet
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• plutonic backrub (specifically, the writeup by Jet-Poop)
• getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• What do you do when you fall in love with your girlfriend's best friend without ever having met her?
• Hideous Jabbering Head of Abraham Lincoln
• E2 is Unfriendly to New Order

Nodes whose titles outshine their writeup(s):

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• How many cock rings does one man need?!
• Every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• TWO HUB MEN DIE IN BLAST; New York also destroyed

Sad, empty nodeshells with great titles and no writeups:

• Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.
• I'm exhausted. Anyone with the balls to kill me can have all my stuff.
• detaching your arm and hurling it at your enemies