My AIM screen name is moosemanmoo.
I can dislocate my shoulders and my hips at will, but you will have to visit me to see.

on friday the 13th, death opened a boutique
on the champs elysees
selling fear and dismay
open seven days a week
it was de rieugur and chic
for the wicked and the weak
death opened a boutique
people came from far and near
to buy poison and tears
the decor was delectable
the service impeccable
it was expensive - what isn't?
it sold black plague and socialism
there was no reason to exist
if you weren't on the mailing list

Dear Secret Santa: I enjoy interesting non-fiction books of all kinds, classic Mac stuff, Edward Gorey, good-smelling tea, and lot of other things.

       ~               moosemanmoo is a Planet-Sized Blob

                                ~        that fell through a Dimensional Warp, spins Vast Webs,

                                            ~           projects a Purple Forcefield, and 

                                                        ~                                CANNOT BE STOPPED. ♫ 

I have a surplus of really awesome Edward Gorey postcards. If you want me to mail you one, just /msg me.

<rootbeer277> Yeah, what's a gay man doing with an intercom?

<Ancientsnow> My virgins never get spoiled because I keep them in the fridge.