user since

Tue Mar 7 2000 at 19:59:21 (8.7 years ago )

last seen

Sun Nov 16 2008 at 20:50:39 (1.8 days ago )

number of write-ups

65 - View nmx's writeups (feed)

level / experience

5 (Crafter) / 3746

C!s spent

39

mission drive within everything

To write nodes that don't suck.

specialties

Programming, Pedantry

school/company

outies

motto

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

most recent writeup

Counting Crows

User Bookmarks:

• Welcome to Everything
• Japanese
• University of Massachusetts Amherst
• Romulus
• You Can't Do That on Television
• word messer-upper
• Windows Error Lookup Guide
• The Tao of Programming
• A Blather of Paradoxes
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Cybersex gone wrong
• Everything is going to start charging!
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Words of Advice for Young People
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• Inherent impossibility in science fiction time travel
• Only a simple computer program
• E2 node tracker
• How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Manufacturing a CPU in your own home (Part 1)
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Gollum vs. Regis Philbin
• My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 1
• What is wrong with my breasts?
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• panamaus
• Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
• Changing your sexuality
• The Legend of Zelda Rap Commercial
• how to survive an armed robbery
• Preparing for a house party
• Cheese Cellar Café
• cyrusdogstar
• Creating an audio CD from SNES game music
• Spinach and ricotta cannelloni