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The Best of The Week

The woman spat her gum out the car window. It landed in the street. A crow flew down to peck at it three hours later. Just moments after that a pickup truck hit the crow, killing it.

The possum came out onto the road that night to eat from the crow’s carcass. A blue Honda Accord’s headlights lit up the possum’s reflective eyes just as the car was coming around a turn. The driver swerved violently and lost control of his vehicle, striking a telephone pole.

The lights cut out in Sarah’s apartment and the internet went down. Sarah waited an hour and a half and then left to go to a coffee shop that had power and internet. She met a cute guy there named James. They hit it off.

Sarah and James dated for a year and then got married. They had a kid named Terry who was a high functioning autistic. He graduated from Harvard at eighteen and went into the biological sciences with a focus on human senescence. Twenty years later through genius and determination Terry…

WARNING: spoilers ahead. Not quite as bad as my previous writeups, but there's still spoilers. Proceed with caution.

Hi. This is strange... Stranger than I expected. I guess I'm supposed to write this in past tense, though I hardly feel like admitting it's over. My name is Bit, and if you're reading this, I'm already dead.

Hacknet is a puzzle/hacking simulation video game. A…

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And Besovi was his name-o.
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