These altered lyrics are set to the flow and cadence of Pink Floyd's Pigs. These lyrics describe each of my three children.
(S., boy aged 12)
Sam-man bright ham - Ha ha hurrah you are
You thin spin toy boy - Ha ha hurrah you are
How do you make me smile while I sigh?
You're clearly a real joy
Confusion, laughs, and flash noise
Clever sharp spills of nonsense
Deep distant stares when you think
Wreckless and thoughtless aim - But do we try to tame?
Short hugs and short shrugs
You're clearly a joy