Findings:
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- The Man Who Loved Jane Austen
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- She says kill. I say how many.
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- The bored who complain
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- How can people listen to that crap?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- What was stolen by someone else
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- How many special people change?
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Save your apologies for someone who cares
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- How fast can blind people read?
- I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
- A Letter to Jane Austen
- The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
- Personality is defined by other people
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- The entire point of being an adult
- music to save the world by
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- How Solemn as One by One
- The day I realized what being alive was
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- The Who By Numbers
- Attacked by ninjas, you say?
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Judging women by their books
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Old man who lived by the crick
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- being a kid was great
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- How is the information in DNA modified by metabolism?
- How to memorize things by pegging
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
- Accidental death odds
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
- How's she goin', by
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- How to calculate the heat produced by radioactive decay
- A circle is defined by three points
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
- I am confused by many things...
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- on being hit by lightning
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- You can judge a movie by its poster
- The write-up contributed to by the most people
- How to get hit by a car
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- On Being the one who goes away
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Detecting an attacker's IP address hidden by backscatter
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- I was raised by the French government
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- Saved By The Bell: The New Class
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