Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "45 minutes to cook, four hours to eat, and will practically guarantee that everyone will sleep on the floor"

• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Eight hours for work, eight hours for sleep, eight hours for what we will
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• the water will eat my heart
• I Will Make You Eat Your Words
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• The houses there are nice, although the mosquitoes will eat you alive.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• the way will find you. it finds everyone, somehow.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I will eat your soul
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• Pop Will Eat Itself
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• Will Rice
• 3 hours 57 minutes
• Will Hare
• The South will rise again
• Four hours passed, and as many people
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Will Jones
• You will be assimilated
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• gruel and a four hour singalong
• I will kill you if I can
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• XP will not pay the rent
• I know when the world will end
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• That frost will not fall
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?
• Four Minute Men
• Will and Grace
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• None of this will mean a thing in 100 years
• I will spit the blue flame and hurl my glass against the wall
• Styles of Radical Will
• Will Ferrell
• Will Oldham
• And then I will just slip away
• living will
• My Everything2 Will
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Capitalism will save the environment
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Boys will be boys
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• I will never drink root beer again
• We Will Rock You
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• I Know A Song That Will Annoy You
• Will to Power
• How to sleep with 10,000 women in four simple steps
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Four minute warning
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Free will
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• I will show you fear in a handful of dust
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• the world will be remade in our image
• Will Rogers
• Things that we will never use
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• the will to doubt
• thought, will, intent
• Will Shortz
• Why wind will rule all
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Triumph of the Will
• 15 will get you 20
• This message will self-destruct in five seconds
• The weeds will burn; the oaks will resolve to stay
• I will howl in a deep lagoon
• Online flirting will send you straight to hell
• all the cute guys will be there
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• A Boy's Will
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• node that will be my legacy
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• What life after death will really be like
• One word that will make others laugh
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• I Will Sing You One-O
• It will get better
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Carl Everett
• I will stare into this box
• How to kill, cook and eat a rat
• five will get you ten
• The frozen north will hatch a flightless bird
• Final Fantasy: Love Will Grow
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• I Will Hold On
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Will I be given that chance?
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• Westbound on Interstate 10, four hours from El Paso
• How to sleep with 0 women in four simple steps
• four walls, a ceiling and a floor
• Triathlon Training In Four Hours A Week
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• Four on the floor
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• Good Will Hunting
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• The revolution will not be televised
• For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey
• This will never happen
• free will defense
• Omniscience and free will are contradictory
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Will Wright
• Does free will exist?
• Love Will Tear Us Apart
• Will nanotech destroy science fiction?
• Will
• Line cook: fire and pain at 9.50 an hour
• Will Smith
• Will Vinton
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Alfred Nobel's Will
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I Will Survive
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• yes I said yes I will Yes.
• Will Hays
• The People's Will
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Morning Will Come
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• T.A.Z.: The Will To Power as Disappearance
• Human beings will believe anything
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night

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