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• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
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• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
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• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
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• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
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• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Why onions make your eyes water
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Stoned music memories
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Do not call up any that you can not put down.
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink…
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Timex "water resistant" watches do not necessarily resist the Dead Sea
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• It doesn't get any better than this
• What to do when your car breaks down
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• I do have some things to hide
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Any Mick'll Do
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• When you cut yourself shaving
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It will be good when I am leader
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Where I go when I masturbate
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• How do you hear the water?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What to do when your brakes fail
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive

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