Findings:
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- She Will Have Her Way
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- eventually, everything will have its own wiki
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- the universe is deterministic and we have free will
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Questions we will never have answers to
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- We will have windchimes. That is a must.
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- Have brain, will travel
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
- I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Many have died; you also will die.
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
- imaginary girlfriend
- Girlfriend in a Coma
- His girlfriend
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- Fighting with your girlfriend
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The only girlfriend I never slept with
- My Girlfriend's Parents
- Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Winning back your girlfriend
- my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
- Feminists make the best girlfriends
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- Swordsman's Girlfriend
- New Girlfriend
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- Girlfriend aura
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- low-maintenance girlfriend
- Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
- Girlfriend from Hell
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Asian Girlfriend
- Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
- Girlfriend (user)
- Your Girlfriend (user)
- perfect girlfriend
- Mexican girlfriend
- Love cookies
- Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
- My cat and my girlfriend
- girlfriend of the Singularity
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
- sonnet for my girlfriend
- Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
- Magical Girlfriend
- Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
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