Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Army angels. Think those British palace guard guys with the big hats, only these ones will hit you if you annoy them too much."

• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• I sometimes think I am too much
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• I think I think too much
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• think too much (user)
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• On the cost of First Class postage
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Too much to lose
• British Army Ranks
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Thinking too much
• One-Winged Angel
• A COCK, A BIG ONE TO (user)
• a small piece of something too big to grasp
• Blood on the hands of the angel who led them
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Almost Too Much
• Too Much Blood
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Too Much of Heaven
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• America is too big
• Big Book of British Smiles
• I will not move my army without onions!
• Silly Hats Only (user)
• Things guys think girls should know
• Too Much Coffee Man
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Too Much Joy
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Regiments of the British Army
• Not enough chlorine in that gene pool
• Days when art is too much to bear
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Angel One
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• One Node to Rule Them All
• I've spent too much time leading horses to water
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Commander-in-Chief of the British Army
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• The Big One
• OMAC, the One Man Army Corps
• I Know A Song That Will Annoy You
• exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• those Big Chill moments
• Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
• One Big Debate
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Big Hat
• angel food goodies, or one red light and one green light
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• One of the guys
• That one guy (user)
• One Hit Wonder
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• That One Guy
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Too much school makes us crack
• Too much spring
• Laughing Too Much (user)
• You take up too much space
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• all the cute guys will be there
• Too much bad poetry on E2
• Too much candy
• Too Much Mustard
• Too much beauty
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Too much awesome poetry on E2
• Too much law, not enough justice.
• A River Aint' Too Much to Love
• too much chasing; not enough catching
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• I have too much to say
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• the rides at the state fair this year are much too dangerous
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• Too much of a good thing
• I am much too rough, much too edgy.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Too much pink in October?
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• too much is almost enough
• A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• I am an army of one
• Army National Guard
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• Her Majesty's British Government Trains and Supports Military Army in the West Bank
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• The forest at Biggs Army Air Field
• Only Angels Have Wings
• 15 Big Ones
• Big Brother UK: Series One
• Ray Bradbury hooks a big one
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Only her big toes were painted
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• The Big Red One
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• BIG WILL (user)
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• The sky's too big
• big guy (user)
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• getting hit by a guy
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• one bald guy (user)
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• There's safety in numbers, but that's not the only reason I hang out with you guys.
• How to build an emergency bat
• On Running After One's Hat
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
• too much
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Too much information
• Seeing too much blue
• Can I masturbate too much?
• One Hit Wonderland
• Obsession hurt too much
• Too much bandwidth
• The World is too much with us
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Effects of too much Angband
• No knowledge is too much to bear
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• You Worry Too Much
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• One British Royal Marine is worth 100 Taliban Soldiers!
• Too much living is no way to die
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• One should expect as much from a machine
• When words mean too much
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly

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