Findings:

• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Can I have a light?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Something I Can Never Have
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Chastity belt
• Van Allen Belts
• Kuiper belt
• asteroid belt
• Rust Belt
• Belted
• Belt out
• mouse belt
• rat belt
• seismic belt
• Garter belt
• conveyor belt
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• timing belt
• Black Belt Jones
• Dorothy's Magic Belt
• suspender belt
• The Galaxy is on Orion's belt
• seat belt
• Sun Belt Conference
• Ozma Uses the Magic Belt
• Belted Galloway
• Brownstone Belt
• Hiawatha's Belt
• green belt
• Borscht Belt
• notches in orion's belt
• The Martial Arts Belt
• below the belt
• utility belt
• belt out a tune
• Seat Belts in 1954
• Belt of Venus
• Astron Belt
• fan belt
• serpentine belt
• belt tensioner
• Great ocean conveyor belt
• Belt Parkway
• Okapi belt
• CCBBA Gold Belt Curriculum
• CCBBA Green Belt Curriculum
• CCBBA Purple Belt Curriculum
• CCBBA Blue Belt Curriculum
• CCBBA Red Belt Curriculum
• CCBBA 1st Degree Brown Belt Curriculum
• CCBBA Second Degree Brown Belt Curriculum
• vodka belt
• photoreceptor belt
• tool belt
• The Venus Belt
• Bible Belt Refugee (user)
• The infinite condos of the Asteroid Belt
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• purple belt
• yellow belt
• white belt
• belt armor
• SoCal bible belt
• Can
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• can of corn
• aluminum can
• garbage can
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can things really change?
• can of whoopass
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• How can you sleep at night?
• Canned goods
• cans
• I can see her face
• canned hunt
• I can hear you
• Asking for a favor
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me

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