Findings:
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- Can many fictions be woven into fact?
- The smoke turned into rain
- I hope this won't turn into an infestation
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- some great machines turn beauty into garbage
- Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
- Turn anything into a sound file
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- Run and turn into butter
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- Watermelon hookah
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- things you can't turn into poetry
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Dead Can Dance
- Seven words you can never say on television
- can of corn
- garbage can
- trash can
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- Yan Can Cook
- coffee can
- Can we all just get along?
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Can buoy
- Can hook
- Water can
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- canned laughter
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- Can porn appeal to women?
- canned coffee
- Any song can be a love song
- that can made you sick
- Nothing can stop me now
- Prince Albert in a can
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- windows where I can look out
- Dr Pepper imitations
- Can I masturbate too much?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- This poem can be put off no longer
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- tower of pop cans
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Push a can
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- No one can be totally logical
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- can opener
- can of grease
- I can do much better than this
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- The Pariah Coke Can Theory
- I think I can, I think I can
- I can taste the floor
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- The scariest words I can think of
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- The best compliment an actor can receive
- Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
- Canned Heat
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- king can
- A darn good reason to cover the trash can
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
- True Love Can Wait
- Children can be cruel
- When can it end?
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- Can machines think?
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- I can make a bong out of anything
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- murder can be fun
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Chalk can put us on the Moon
- Brother, can you spare a dime?
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