Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Don't listen to male friends who like to dress up in fur trimmed coats"

• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Capitalize, please
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Petty thievery and exploration dressed up as a game
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Dress coat
• Hold my tomb up to the light and watch me rot forever if you must. But don't you ever ever call me dead.
• I like to take up space
• magic is evil. don't you listen to the news?
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• fur coat
• fur coat, no knickers
• Fur coat criticism
• William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
• All dressed up and nowhere to go
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Don’t offer a lecture to someone who needs a hug.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't think I like love
• Work like you don't need the money
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Whose coat is that jacket hanging up on the floor?
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Rabbit Fur Coat
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Who shit on the coats?
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Don't go out without a coat
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• i don't like christmas
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• And this is such an expensive fur coat
• hotter than a fur coat in Death Valley
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• If you don't like it, leave
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• love like you don't need the money
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't think I like your system
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• Kicking up sand in my princess dress
• I Don't Like Mondays
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• dress up
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Off like a prom dress
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Like A Friend
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Friends who fuck
• Half-sour pickle
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't like the drugs
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I don't like my smile
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Don't wait up for me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• people who don't exist
• People who don't read
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't give up your day job
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I don't like grass
• I don't see like you
• I don't think the sun was up
• People who don't smoke will never die
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• It's like you don't carrot all
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't like moving.
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up

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