Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Everything
2
Fun things to do in biology class
(
idea
)
by
s_alanet
Sun Jul 23 2000 at 17:04:56
Perform an
authentic Egyptian burial
with the
dissectee
. Remove their
internal organs
, use lots of
natron
, get out the
bandages
, let them
drain
for a month - the whole bit. While they are being
mummified
, invite your local
Egyptian priest
to perform the
associated religious actions
. Try to get the
shop class
to build a
scale model of the Great Pyramid
out of concrete. If teachers/classmates complain, claim
they are denying your right to religious freedom
. Once the dissectee has been interred, refer to it thereafter as "Horace, the Sun God", and make
daily offerings of cheese
. Call down its wrath on
those that offend you
.
The Evil Overlord list
50 fun things to do in church
automated masturbatory device
Pranks and practical jokes
Touch the Puppy
Cellphone Macarena
Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
International Biology Olympiad
to kill a poem
Jim Hall
Stinking Bishop cheese
The Anatomy Lesson
How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
biology
G2 phase
rat biology
Sproul Plaza
Winchester Mystery House
Woodwork
Stoma
Conservation
Log in
or
register
to write something here or to contact authors.