Findings:
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Guns kill people.
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Don't do that then!
- Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- I don't know what to do with you
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- don't kill your clients
- telling people what they don't need to know
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Why do people believe in God?
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't believe in people
- Things people don't want to hear
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- I don't believe in anything
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- Stuff White People Do
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- the bullet that killed the poet
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- what desire will make foolish people do
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Indigenous people don't exist
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Treatment of corporations
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- People who don't read
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- When you kill people they die
- Know your pets
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Don't encourage people to read
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Ground rush
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Going to a movie on the opening night
- Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- I don't know what else to do
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- Do blind people dream?
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- you don't have to do this
- why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Capitalize, please
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- kill him dead; don't call me
- people who don't exist
- People don't flail when they die
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Sex and Zen & a Bullet in the Head
- sweat bullets
- bullet cam
- Field of bullets
- bullet belt
- I carry this bullet with me every day
- Men Cry Bullets
- People, on the whole, frighten and confuse me
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- Trip Like I Do
- Do aliens exist?
- Do Her
- Why women wear makeup and perfume
- It's not the size, it's what you do with it
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