Findings:
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He taught me how to smoke
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- That's Just How He Was
- He's on fire!
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- It's just the way that he walks
- I can't operate this robot; he is my son
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- How to start a fire without matches
- he twists in fire
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- you can't start a fire without a spark
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- he likes to watch you walk
- I can't live without you
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- He lives in my soul
- How Do I Live
- He Walks
- Where once he walked
- Loving Jesus for the life he lived
- How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
- Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- He will bring us goodness and light
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- How to not give a fuck
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Surely he would remember this
- He Knows Not Their Names
- Shit fire and save matches
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- Song of the Sorceress
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- he says
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- mad he (user)
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- How Sprint fires people
- hes (user)
- this is how I say fuck you
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Don't Go Out the Door
- he/she
- He fled
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- "Fill it in", he said.
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- More than he was willing to give
- I can't stand up for falling down
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- He Is Born
- s/he
- he who (user)
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Even my faults he adores
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- he just died
- The Man He Killed
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- So, he's leaving
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- He Hudas not pay
- He says she says
- He flops over and bonks his head
- How not to faint when you can't move
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- He loves me, he loves me not
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
- Lighting a fire
- Ken Lay
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
- He said, expecting the answer no
- He
- He's Jack
- He's Gone
- Fuck it, we'll do it live!
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Li He
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- great things he has taught us
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- He never returned
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- He's a good guy friend
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I like the way he reads poetry
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- Yi he quan
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
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- Why won't he call?
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
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