Findings:
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Jesus He Knows Me
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Get back to me
- Tell me about your faith
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- He called me Sarah once
- He that is not with me is against me.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Tell me a story about trains
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- can you get enough of me?
- Though you can tell me
- Get it off me!
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Tell me a story about flowers
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The day he gave me a lift
- Can't you hear me knocking
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- he calls me girly (user)
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Tell me a story about rains
- Where you can't find me
- My first comet
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Get Behind Me Satan
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- Tell me another lie
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Don't tell me everything
- Why tell me that?
- (Come get me).
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- How television car chases influenced me
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Tell Me What
- when strangers tell me to smile
- Can't Buy Me Love
- The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- He Hate Me
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- he calls me monster
- He brings me books like flowers
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- she, he, and me
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- he that is not with me is against me
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- He taught me how to smoke
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- He loves me, he loves me not
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Tell me a story about elephants
- You charm'd me not with that fair face
- Can't change me
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Gravity really gets me down
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- The things that get me (barely) through
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Tell me about your secret places
- get off me
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Someone to Watch over Me
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- tell me the truth
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
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