Findings:
- Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How I learned to live with my noisy computer
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Sounding like a child
- How to interface an arcade spinner with your computer
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- How do you write like that?
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- How I made my computer quieter
- computer scientist
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How to take a picture of a computer
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How To Think About God
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How the scientists discovered magic
- How to kiss like a ninja
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- I think this is why I walked like Nixon
- I don't think I like your system
- How a computer works
- How to recycle a computer properly
- How to build your own computer
- How to buy computer parts
- Getting free computer parts
- How not to fix a computer
- How to hotwire a computer
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to use your computer as an entertainment center
- How Nature Builds Computers
- Life of a computer scientist/engineer
- how to keylog your computer
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- How to de-porn your computer
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- How do ya like them apples?
- Cleaning a computer monitor
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- I don't think I like love
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Can computers think?
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- Ways that I like to think of Jesus
- small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- how my computer nearly killed me
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- computer
- computer graphics
- Paint your computer
- computer industry
- organic computer vision
- computer go
- Computer Engineering
- computer chip
- Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution
- Royal McBee Computer Corp.
- The Art of Computer Programming
- Computer program
- Teenage genius computer hacker myth
- Computer Associates
- computer programming
- super computer
- computer security
- computer security engineer
- Free computers
- personal computer
- FTL Computer
- Computer naming system
- computer screen
- Get a real computer!
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Dating your computer
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986
- computer model
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- The very first computer bug
- The Computer Is Your Friend
- computer system
- Guide to cheating in computer games
- dumpster diving for computers
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Small Computer System Interface
- This is my computer
- computer illiterate
- Sexual reproduction of computer code
- computer confetti
- Computer crash
- TRS-80 Color Computer II
- Computer cryptography
- Naming Windows computers
- Cosmos Computer Music
- computer illiteracy
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Computers are holding me hostage
- computer humor
- Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary
- The computer is not a medium
- quantum computer
- Life expectancy of computer hardware
- Computer Games Magazine
- Computers merit badge
- Only a simple computer program
- Only a simple computer program : 2
- Computer Super Stores
- old computers have a hunger for flesh
- Computer Algebra Systems
- South African computer gaming magazines
- The far-too-modern computer labs in schools
- computer player
- Indie music and computers create a recluse beauty
- Computer Adaptive Testing
- Computer Graphics: Principles and Practice
- Computer Graphics Bible
- Computer Problem Report Form
- A Computer Prayer
- Computer World
- Why computer jobs aren't cool
- Computer Age
- The problem with normal people and computers
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