Findings:
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- telling people what they don't need to know
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How People Became People
- How to herd people in public
- Work like you don't need the monkey
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- people who don't exist
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- How to tap a phone
- How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- How Sprint fires people
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- We Don't Need the Men
- Don't encourage people to read
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- We don't need no education
- she does not know how much I need this
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How to add a second phone line
- How many special people change?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How do you sell your art?
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Don't Need Love
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- don't need no credit card to ride this train
- I don't know how to smile
- You don't need a reason to cry
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- I don't believe in people
- Information you don't need
- People don't flail when they die
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- Doctors don't charge for phone calls
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to tell if you need new tires
- how to short out a phone line
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to "Have People"
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- How to Sell Sex Stories
- How people avoid buying drinks
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to get people to leave you alone
- People who don't smoke will never die
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- How to Irritate People
- How to setup a TiVo without a phone line
- Instructions for iPhone apps and how to sell it for profit
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How to get off the phone
- How high tech app helps people engage with birds
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Indigenous people don't exist
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- Things people don't want to hear
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Capitalize, please
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Work like you don't need the money
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
- You remember how to whistle don't you?
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Love the one you don't need
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- People who don't read
- love like you don't need the money
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- I don't need a punchline
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- with the things you don't need
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- I don't need to be loved by you
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- That phone call you don't want to make
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- How fast can blind people read?
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- Tearing a phone book in half
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
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