Findings:
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- Forsaken on the Moon, How Will We Breathe?
- The river flows and I will drown myself.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- Will I ever know?
- A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- i will not allow myself to forget
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- How the universe will end
- Forgiving someone
- How could you ever have enough?
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- How will I die?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- how i will contribute in nation building
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Now more than ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- The worst children's book ever
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- Was it ever there?
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- ever (user)
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've been smoking ever since
- Don't work at a golf course
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- If I ever lose my legs
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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