Findings:
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- No place I'd rather be
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- i'd rather not
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- Tips for having sex in an elevator
- When having sex in Poland
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Having sex in Japanese
- Walked in on you having sex
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
- I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
- Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- rather be in Philadelphia
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- When having sex in Austria
- When having sex in northern Norway
- When having sex in Binary
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
- Having sex in Drow
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
- Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
- When having sex in Germany
- If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
- Witnessing your parents having sex
- It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- Thoughts While Having Sex
- Having sex in Finnish
- The time my father caught me having sex
- When having sex in ancient Rome
- I'd just as soon be a ghost
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- When having sex in French
- I'd rather read a book
- I think I'd rather see this on TV
- Ethanol is simply sugar having sex in strange positions
- Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
- I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
- How to improve your chances of having sex
- Having sex up against a wall
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Be
- Don't Be Afraid
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- so be it
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- To be or not to be
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Be Mine
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- well, I'll be jiggered
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- I wouldn't be caught dead
- Claiming to be a lesbian
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- I wanna be your toothbrush holder
- Be a model or just look like one
- What does it mean to be religious?
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- i've lost the ability to be truly bored
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- Want to be a lawyer?
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- it'll be on the test
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- Trying desperately to be cool
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
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