Findings:

• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Please Please Me
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• ignore me (document)
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• test post please ignore
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• it's still just me in here
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Someone please kill me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm just guessing
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Just Let Me Breathe
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• She just looks at me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• it's just me (user)
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• just hold me, and let me weep
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• What Playboy taught me just now
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• I'm just a bill
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• i'm just a girl
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• I'm just sayin'.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Just call me fluffy
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Just Me (user)
• People just expect things from me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall

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