Findings:
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- just to have some human contact
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- I'm going to the moon
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- I have to return some videotapes
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- the stars were falling just for him
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- But I have seen the sun just once
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- I'm Stalking Him Electronically
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm not sharing him
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm Just Me (user)
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Is she really going out with him?
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I do have some things to hide
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- one thing just tears him down
- I'm just a bill
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Just for Fun
- Home surgery
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- i'm just a girl
- blondes have more fun
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Mail forwarding
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
- I'm Going Home
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm going to Disneyland
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm Going Crazy
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm going to be a Dad
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Good Luck, Have Fun
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- Have you ever made a just man?
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I have just been shot
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just give him the damned fish
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
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