I have one whole
anus. It is
pure and
umblemished.
I have not
tinkered with it. I use it
every day.
I take it out for
walks and sometimes we
chat.
We never
eat together. We always get
naked at the same time.
My whole anus never uses a
raincoat.
I took the liberty of assigning all my specialness to my anus
Soon, I hope to be expanding my
collection.