Findings:
- I was raised by the French government
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Raised in the woods by a pack of wild dykes
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- Raised by wolves
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- English major
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- What was stolen by someone else
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I'm an English major, you do the math
- every secret thing was made by some one
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- anal retentive
- Anal Cunt
- Anal intercourse
- anal leakage
- Anal Pleasure and Health
- Anal Explosive
- An anal eater, as opposed to an anus eater
- anal extracta
- Ana'l Haqq
- anal fin
- anal beads
- anal extrusion
- Anal glands
- Anal sex toys
- Anal seepage
- extreme anal (user)
- Anal Free Porn (user)
- Double Anal (user)
- Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
- anal bleaching
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- The Anals of History
- The Anals of Everything2 History
- anal teeth
- by definition
- Saved by the Bell
- clue by four
- Chased by bears
- The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
- by
- Call now, operators are standing by.
- Dividing by zero
- Down By Law
- division by zero error
- North by Northwest
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- The Attack by Fire
- Call by value
- Call by value return
- Call by name
- Justification by faith
- Everything: Written and Edited by The World
- Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
- Guided by Voices
- Two nations divided by a common language
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
- by hand
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Death by Water
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Paradox by the Dashboard Light
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- alcohol by volume
- Noises made by birds in different languages
- Noises made by cats in different languages
- Noises made by cows in different languages
- Noises made by dogs in different languages
- Noises made by pigs in different languages
- Noises made by roosters in different languages
- Words to live by
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- trial by ordeal
- Learning by doing
- Exit, pursued by a bear
- go by the board
- Standing by my bed
- Go by hand
- Death By Chocolate
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- Naughty by Nature
- inspiration by misreading
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
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- Attack by Stratagem
- Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
- Guilt by Association Law
- paid by the word
- Leadership by Example
- action fuelled by ignorance
- Connection reset by peer
- Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
- Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- "A Story," by Everythingians
- David Merrick
- Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
- Judging women by their books
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
- Discrimination by attractiveness
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- Of Recognition by Sight
- By day I praised you
- Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
- Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
- Struck by lightning
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- The skeleton by my closet
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