Findings:

• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I have lost many things, so many
• Why metal is so awesome
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• so far
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• So close yet so far away
• So far, so good
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• So you don't have to
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• a dozen books I should have read you
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I used to have so many dreams
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• stop adoring from so far away
• Faraway, So Close!
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• So Far, So Good... So What!
• So Far From Home
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• My Shoulder Wasn't Far Away
• Thursday is so far away
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• i have been burning for so long
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• The Story So Far
• i wasn't ready to hear it so plain
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• Why must you live so far away?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• D.R. & Quinch's Totally Awesome Guide to Life
• Steve's Awesome Chocolate Chip Cookies
• Awesome Sound
• Shock and Awesome
• Ten Key Components to Awfully Awesome Science Fiction Movies
• awesome fat guy (user)
• Five Awesome Girls
• Banana-Anna Boys and the Cult of Awesome
• Too much awesome poetry on E2
• Panel Awesome (usergroup)
• Team_Awesome (usergroup)
• Super Awesome Family of the Super Awesome Future
• why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• The Key of Awesome
• Friggin Awesome! (category)
• Project for Awesome
• Rule of Awesome
• The Far Side
• far out
• Far, far, far
• A Bridge Too Far
• Far East
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• As far as the eye can see
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• Not too far back in time
• Far Edge Party
• On the Banks of the Wabash, Far Away
• Far Rockaway, New York
• far be it from me
• blood on the ground as far as you see
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• far side of the moon
• How Far To Turn
• Don't You Go to Far Zamboanga
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• Far Beyond the Stars
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• Not Far From Buddhahood
• Far McKon (user)
• Far away from home
• Far From the Madding Crowd
• A moment in a far off forest at sunset
• If you've got something to do, you'd better fucking do it.
• Grandpa Too Far
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• Far From Me
• Far I
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• looking back, seeing far, landing right where we are
• Far from home and hearth
• Far Out Space Nuts
• Far in a western brookland
• Far I hear the bugle blow
• far (user)
• Farr 40
• The Tower of Far Sight
• Far off approaching
• Divine farr
• Far Ultraviolet Spectroscopic Explorer
• Jamie Farr
• Hiking in far West Texas
• Far Appalachia: Following the New River North
• The rise of the far right in Europe
• Faraway waterfalls
• The Far Call
• International Military Tribunal for the Far East
• FAR Manager
• Far from Heaven
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• Far Away
• Far Beyond Driven
• Far away and missing the sea
• Finding yourself flung far from your everyday self
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• light and time, stone monuments in the far depth
• DRM gone too far
• Too little, and far too late
• deep blue andalusia red yellow red yellow black car red light far black place
• In what is the far away comes closeness
• za'atar goes far
• O keep the Dog far hence, thats friend to men
• She'll take you as far as she goes
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• returning to that place from far away and long ago
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea

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