Findings:

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Raffle marriage (in a bar last night)
• I shaved my head last night
• Falling asleep last night
• I had a dream last night
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I spent all of last night dancing on graves
• The seizure I had last night
• last night I dreamed of dragons
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Steven's Last Night In Town
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• More hips!
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• Last Night, It Hailed in Los Angeles
• what we did last night
• a memory of last night's storm
• Last night I heard Caruso sing
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Last Night on Earth
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• Last Night
• Last Night of the Proms
• something I found last night
• Dream Log: November 1, 1999
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• I Dreamed of You Last Night
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I spent last night searching for a body
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Last night, I slept in your arms
• Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
• Mary Jane came over for dinner last night
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• Rifle marriage (in a bar last night)
• Beethoven's Last Night
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• Last Cigarette of the Night
• The last night of the earth poems
• Last Night in Soho
• I Saw Her Again Last Night
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Existentialists make bad boyfriends
• Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
• The Boyfriend's Death
• The $20,000 Boyfriend
• Surrogate boyfriend syndrome
• When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
• Transgender boyfriend
• Stealing the worship of the muse's boyfriends
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• i wasn't ready to hear it so plain
• The gyaru boyfriend scale
• Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
• 206
• Your Boyfriend Hates You
• The Revolution is my boyfriend!
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
• 2nd letter to my boyfriend's wife
• letter to my boyfriend's wife, part 2
• he who (user)
• He
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• he/she
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• s/he
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He's Gone
• hes (user)
• He's Jack
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He Is Born
• Li He
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• great things he has taught us
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why won't he call?
• he'
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He fled
• The Man He Killed
• he says
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He's a good guy friend
• He Knows Not Their Names
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Yi he quan
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• he just died
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He flops over and bonks his head
• What He Suffered
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• He and she are one
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He Hate Me
• He who controls the past controls the future
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• H.E. Roscoe
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• "Shut up," he explained
• At least he was gentle
• He died on a Sunday morning
• He says the most beautiful things
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• It's just the way that he walks
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Our God, He Is Alive
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He gave her a daisy
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• he held secret conversations with statues
• He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false

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