Findings:

• People want what they cannot have
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• They didn't have the heart
• You stole what they would have given you
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They could have saved Kevin
• They have taken enough
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They have bears in Italy
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They Have a Word for It
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They have no bones.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• They must have faces
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• He's been places they have not.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have learned our lessons well

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