Findings:

• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• it's still just me in here
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Conflicts of Interest
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Does this smell like nerve gas to you?
• Just call me fluffy
• Just Me (user)
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Stay here with me
• Does a story need a conflict?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Self Interest, Group Identity, and Conflict
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• conflict of interest
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• Here's my number, call me
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I just live here
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Just don't expect me to understand
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• What Playboy taught me just now
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• or i guess it does
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• I just work here
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• So does this count as a three-way or...
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• It does not sing for me
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm just here for the candy
• better off with him than here with me
• You, standing
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• What does your hometown smell like?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• Are we in good news or bad news territory here
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• where does that leave me?
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• i just knew i'd find you here
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Be a model or just look like one
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• just hold me, and let me weep
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• What RU-486 means to me
• People just expect things from me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Just Let Me Breathe
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• She just looks at me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• That which does not kill me...
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• it's just me (user)
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger

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