Findings:

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• it's still just me in here
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Conflicts of Interest
• Love Me or Leave Me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Does this smell like nerve gas to you?
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Stay here with me
• Does a story need a conflict?
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• smell me (user)
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Self Interest, Group Identity, and Conflict
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• conflict of interest
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• Here's my number, call me
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I just live here
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Just call me fluffy
• She just looks at me
• just hold me, and let me weep
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Just Me (user)
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• What Playboy taught me just now
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• or i guess it does
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• I just work here
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• So does this count as a three-way or...
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• It does not sing for me
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm just here for the candy
• better off with him than here with me
• You, standing
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• What does your hometown smell like?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• Are we in good news or bad news territory here
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• where does that leave me?
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• i just knew i'd find you here
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Be a model or just look like one
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• What RU-486 means to me
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• People just expect things from me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• That which does not kill me...
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• it's just me (user)
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger

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