Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, now I'll prove them wrong with my tremendous magical powers, the dumb bastards"

• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Prove me wrong!
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Hear me now
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Creeps Like Me
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• He Hate Me
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• He brings me books like flowers
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• unfinished (like me)
• Nobody Loves Me
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• want me like time
• It kills me to watch them go
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• You like me, you really like me!
• Yes me, right now
• Republican Like Me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Nothing can stop me now
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I'll become what you became to me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• The stranger who hates me
• Broken like me
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• let me hate for you
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• My Company Likes Me
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Walk Like Me
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Look siad me Be like me
• What is wrong with me?
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Women only like me for my mind
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• like you love me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Dead Like Me
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• doesn't look like anything to me
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• treat me like a woman
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• treat me like your sex doll
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Black Like Me
• A Doll Like Me
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Frilly putty in me now
• Do you like me?
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Do you think you could love me now?
• You're like a brother to me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Loves me like a bottle
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I like you; do you like me?
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• Bleed Like Me
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.

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