Findings:
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- Women only like me for my mind
- What in the world has come over me
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- She only wants me for tech support
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- What golf has taught me
- Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
- ha ha only serious
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- You only love me for my whitegoods
- She only wants me for sex
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Hitler has only got one ball
- feline allergies
- Experience has made me bitter
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- The Only Thing That Ever Has
- Only Jesus can judge me
- you ain't seen me.. right?
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
- Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
- Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- ghost shapes seen only in shadow
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Crying
- Crying when you go to the bathroom
- a crying on the inside sort of clown
- oh for crying out loud
- for crying out loud
- cry wolf
- Crying over you
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- Quieting a crying baby
- Why am I crying?
- My mother crying
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- Crying you out of my heart
- The children are all crying in their pens
- There is no more joyful feeling than crying
- Why she stopped crying
- Crying Freeman
- Crying at Traffic Lights
- People shouldn't drive while crying
- Crying does not get you out of a ticket
- Crying With No Tears (user)
- Curse of the Crying Boy
- Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
- So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
- Crying and nudity
- Crying in American college males
- crying on cue
- No use crying over spilt milk
- A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
- Crying Birch (user)
- Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
- The crying statue
- The Crying Light
- The Crying Doctor
- Crying at Night
- Though I wake crying
- She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- Has
- Hoo-ha
- Genius has its own etiquette
- the time has come
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- Morning Has Broken
- MY life has no carrot
- The Universe said, Ha!
- has the X nature
- Something inside has died
- Andre the Giant Has a Posse
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
- Satan has your nose
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- German grammar
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Golf? Serene? HA!
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
- great things he has taught us
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- Naming Windows computers
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Yom Hashoah
- Music Has the Right to Children
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Canada has low self-esteem
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- My warranty has run out
- Music need not be popular to be good
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- an nyong ha se yo
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- the hottest it has ever been
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- Elvis has left the building
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Everyone has an accent
- Your hair has turned white
- Autumn has come invisibly
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- 911 has an automated response
- I Seen Footage
- the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- God has no free will
- A community without shame has no future
- ne mo ha mo nai
- The etrix has you
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
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