Findings:
- How Great Thou Art
- Thou shalt learn how to spell
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- Thou art the Man
- With how sad steps, O Moon, thou climb'st the skies!
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- nothing but (user)
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Leaving nothing but questions
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How Man creates his Gods
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- With you there is nothing involved but everything
- How to find out your own IP address
- male masturbation
- Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
- How I Wrote Elastic Man
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- Nothing But Trouble
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting.
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- armed with nothing but their own vision
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to get more out of Psi
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- Lost in Boston?
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How pitiful. This enlightened age derails the talented lady.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How one man could control the Senate
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to give your man a good backrub
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- How to impress The Man
- Ain't nothing but a thing
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to escape domestic violence
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Wilt Thou Consider Robin Hood Righteous
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Starving in the greenhouse
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- You are nothing but the sum of your friends
- I am nothing but my sins
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
- Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- iDo: Planning Your Wedding with Nothing But 'Net
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Ain't nothing going on but the rent
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- Nothing but a Wednesday night
- nothing but flowers
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- nothing but longing
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- all net, nothing but territory
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- Impressing a man
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- My first comet
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- Finding out where a net user lives
- There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- This city is nothing but ornamental lights
- nothing but net
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- how to fall out of a marriage
- C++: how big is nothing?
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- how to short out a phone line
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
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