Findings:
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- By their fruits you shall know them
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Things one should do while naked
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- People with programming languages named after them
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- to know one's onions
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- One should not marry such a maiden
- There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Things techies should know about brand names
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- People should stop giving crimes such cool names
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- 50 Things Every Caregiver Should Know
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I'm in one of those moods again
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- You Know What I'm Sayin'
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- the key commands all emacs users should know
- Things guys think girls should know
- Things you should know before deciding to contract a crippling disease
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Let them know
- You should know better
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- One who knows does not speak
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- You know there's so many people living in this house
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- One Node to Rule Them All
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Famous people with only one testicle
- Tango for One Legged People
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- Why more people should use the color brown
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- People in glass houses should not throw stones
- One should expect as much from a machine
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- I know what I'm talking about
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- The city knows I'm leaving
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- No one knows my plan
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- Yeah, I know I'm dead;
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- things you should know about your hamster's cage
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Things everyone should know about cars
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Statistics every writer should know
- Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- No One Knows Who I Am
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Things you should know about King James
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
- Who Knows One?
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- i know that the ones who love us will miss us
- telling people what they don't need to know
- I know more when I'm alone
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
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