Findings:
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- There can be only one
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- Home I'll never be
- I'll be buried with my tankard
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- Don't be an IM phantom
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- Don't Be Afraid
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- what would it take to be serene again?
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Don't Be Evil
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- I'll be your Huckleberry!
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- That Would Be Enough
- Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- I don't want to be successful
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- When you know things are just meant to be
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- don't be absurd (user)
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- Don't be sad
- What it takes to be a good programmer
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- I don't always want you to be nice
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- You're too young to be so old
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I'll be your mirror
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- I'll Be a Sunbeam
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- I don't want to be alone
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- I'll be a monkey's uncle
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Rebeca Martinez
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Be a model or just look like one
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- I'll be in my bunk.
- No one can be in two places at once
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- Take a melody, simple as can be
- it would be hilarious if only
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- The second chance you give could be your last
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Trying to be weird is not enough
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- No one can be totally logical
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