Findings:
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- They are all pretty but fading.
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- Pretty Butt (user)
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- You can, but you may not
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- Navigating a crowd
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- pretty, but
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Starving in the greenhouse
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- Get Smart
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- we may get indications that are not consistent with its non-existence
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Our Balls Are Bigger
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
- bigger breasts
- bigger fish to fry
- Everything's bigger in Texas
- Bigger Than Jesus
- They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
- Is it bigger than a breadbox?
- Penis size and impregnation
- the bigger they are, the harder they fall
- A Bigger Splash
- I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
- Open your eyes. Become bigger. It hasn't killed you, and it's making you stronger
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- My arms are bigger now though
- Bigger than Himself
- Why, you're no bigger 'n a corn nugget!
- when your anger and sadness are bigger than Canada
- Should we put bigger batteries in airplane black boxes?
- Shorter days, bigger sky
- The way your eyes smiled way bigger than your mouth
- The Grand Teton Adventure: C - 125 Days, I decided I needed a bigger hill.
- The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
- and i'll be bigger
- Let's build a bigger bottle rocket
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- butt
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- butt set
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- Butt shaft
- Butt weld
- Water butt
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- butt log
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Butted mail
- The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- cigarette butt
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- Mandibular block injection
- old chestnut: all but two
- answer: all but two
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- terrified but hopeful
- Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- It never rains but it pours
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- I am but a moth before your flame
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- Not atheist, but what then?
- equal but opposite
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Fell, But Tried
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- but aren't we all
- Cat Butt
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
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