Findings:
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- some say he was never here at all
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- His version was better
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- every secret thing was made by some one
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- What was stolen by someone else
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- I was raised by the French government
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- he was a punk poet himself
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- He and she are one
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- he is too shy to write his tale
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- More than he was willing to give
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- At least he was gentle
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I was never any good at maths at school
- He was found
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- He Was Only Joking
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I married him because he was not mean
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He Was a Crook
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He weaves his words
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- All he left her was alone
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- He made a way to his anger
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- He just left his body
- making certain he was touching her
- That's Just How He Was
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- He says she says
- He flops over and bonks his head
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
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