Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "She's a strange woman in a pond, distributing swords. No way to run a goverment if you ask me."

• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• You Run Deep in Me
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Ask Me Why
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• no power in the verse can stop me
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• or that no one has made me feel wanted
• Ask me about Loom
• A double-edged sword has no point
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Love me the way that I love you
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• You have no power over me
• A Woman Waits for Me
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Send me no flowers
• They asked me to write a letter
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No Woman No Cry
• Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
• no way, jose
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• No Way Out
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• the way fish heads run from rain
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Spider-man: No Way Home
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• If No One Will Love Me
• I asked for no other thing
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• treat me like a woman
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• Somebody once asked me...
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• That's no woman, that's my husband
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Never underestimate the power of a woman with no specific purpose
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• No way
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• No Computer Stands in My Way
• Too much living is no way to die
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• No Way No Way
• I'm swimming in sarcasm sea, your semantics have no effect on me
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• She's the kind of woman who
• She's a stallion, let her run
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• you affect me in invisible ways
• They don't touch me the same way
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• let me ask (user)
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• There is no real me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• He Asked Me for Water but I Gave Him Ice
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• They grow up. No one told me.
• No Weed for Me
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one touches me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Don't ask me about the half life of love
• the way you don't look at me
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• I asked her not to forget me
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• you no longer denied me
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
• No one wants you the way you are
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• you cannot kill me in a way that matters
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• this ain't no love that's guiding me
• so ask me, ask me, ask me
• Whenever a commercial comes on the radio and asks a yes or no question, I answer NO out loud in a stern voice.
• The Counterfeit Old Woman
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• If You Have to Ask
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)

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